According to Him
You're stupid,
You're useless,
You can’t do anything right.
According to Him
You're difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing Your mind.
You're a mess in a dress,
can’t show up on time,
even if it would save Your life.
According to Him. According to Him.

But according to Me
You're beautiful,
incredible,
I can’t get You out of My head.
According to Me
You're funny,
irresistible,
everything I ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
You don’t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
I'm into You for everything You're not,
according to Him.

According to Him
You're boring,
You're moody,
He can’t take You any place.
According to Him
You suck at telling jokes cause You always give it away.
You're the girl with the worst attention span;
He's the boy who puts up with it.
According to Him. According to Him.

But according to Me
You're beautiful,
incredible,
I can’t get You out of My head.
According to Me
You're funny,
irresistible,
everything I ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
You don’t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell Him what You got to lose.
I'm into You for everything You're not,
according to Him,

You need to feel appreciated,
like You're not hated. oh no
Why can’t He see me through My eyes?
It’s too bad He's making You dizz-ay

According to Him
you’re stupid,
you’re useless,
you can’t do anything right.
But according to Me
You're beautiful,
incredible,
I can’t get You out of My head.
According to Me
You're funny,
irresistible,
everything I ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don’t feel like stopping it,
baby tell me what I got to lose.
I'm into You for everything You're not,
according to Him
According to Him.

According to Him
You're stupid,
You're useless,
You can’t do anything right